Jessica Les MiserAlba's daddy, Mark, recently talked to Latina (why? she doesn't even acknowledge her latin heritage?) magazine about the birth of his bastard granddaughter.
According to the mag Abuelo Alba said, "I was really choked up. I never thought that I would cry so much. The fact that this little girl came out of my daughter's stomach, it blows my mind." He also added that he wasn't nearly as emotional when Jessica's brother Josh Alba's first child was born. "Somehow, this was different," he said.
He was probably choked up on that big ass foot stuck in his mouth. Apparently he was choked up more because Jessica is the more famous sibling than her sometimes actor brother Josh.
Comparing siblings is an ugly game you don't want to play. Especially siblings who are in the entertainment business. The press will eat it up like good 3-day-old leftovers. The story of Kane & Abel wasn't invented for shits and giggles.
It's only a matter of time before we see an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch between these two.
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