Les MiserAlba's baby hasn't breathed natural air from her mother's cat trap for more than five minutes, and already Honor Maria Conchita Alonzo Vega Lopez Guadalupe Katrina Warren is being pimped out for a magazine photo shoot. my theory is this: Any future celebwhore decides to pimp out their babies and ACS should step in. Shit, ACS should step in for the child's name alone.
Before the self-hating latina actress gave birth, she lied to The New York Daily News that she's not really talking to any magazines about baby pictures, “I haven’t really gotten any (offers) — not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull."
But get this! MSNBC's The Scoop reports that she's been telling lies! She's apparently been in talks with UsWeekly, OK! and People. A source said, “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that."
Because bitch is holding out for an all-out bidding war. First of all Misery...you're no JLo so the bidding should stop this instant!
Les MiserAlba's spokeswhore denies that they had talks with magazines before Honor was born, but several publications have expressed interest in the exclusive.
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