Thursday, June 19, 2008

J LO THINKS SHE'S NOT A GREAT MOM

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JHo wants you to feel sorry for her. All she wants in the world is to be a good mother to baby Castor & Troy. A source told Closer Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) that JLo thinks nothing she does is good enough for her newborns. Talk about insecure!

The source said, "Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong. If the twins cry, she thinks it's because she's a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself. Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she's a good mom and it's normal for babies to cry." That's just what we need. Another over-indulgent bitch needing reasurrance from her shadow Skeletor. Marc can't walk without JHo's 7/11 insured legs.

In JLo's defense, the DT Twins are probably only bursting into tears when Skeletor is around because they think he's going to devour their souls.

Truth be told, I don't believe this. JLo's got more money than most of the residents in Castle Hill so nothing of this caliber would ever get out in the public. JLo's people are hired to make her look like Mother of The Year.

The so-called "source" goes on to say, "Marc is concerned that she's not eating properly or sleeping because she's obsessed with looking after the twins. If she leaves them with her own mother for a couple of hours to have some time off, she beats herself up about it and feels guilty. Marc has forced Jen to take some time off and have a massage to unwind, but she even struggled to relax during that. He wants her to stop worrying abut the kind of mother she's being and just enjoy it."

After all she went through to get pregnant in the first place (with her LEGENDARY whoredom and having to spin Skeletor's malnurished heroin infested sperm in an animal lab), there's no way she'd be over-the-top protective in raising her twins. Although, she did move her mother in her house so she could help out with the twins, so I guess you can't put anything past these Hollyweirdos.

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