Thursday, June 5, 2008

GETTING BEAT LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE

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Word on the street is that Superhead is being abused? Apparently, she sent this text to Perez Hilton during her time of need:

“U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There’s a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated… He’ll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters!”

Personally, what the fuck could that multicolored oompa loompa do to help you? All he could do is post the story, insult you in a catty way, and draw some crazy shit on your photo. If you are being abused, the first thing you should do is file a police report, which you say you've done. Or maybe in your case, just give Darius McCrary a bologna wash. After all, you are Superhead.

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