Skeletor was performing in Spain last night, and of course like peanut butter and jelly, tuna and mayo, Paris Hilton and Valtrex, JLo was attached at his emaciated hip. She and her twins (not the kids) watched the festivities from the audience, just like a good wife should. What I am wondering, since Jello did say that she has no nanny taking care of the twins (not her titties), just who is actually watching baby Kain and Abelline? The twins are probably back at the hotel by themselves, playing in Skeletor's coffin and crawling on JLo's gorilla fur collection.
Also I must say Jello looks good for once. I always said Miss Jenny from the Block looked like every average Bronx chick I'd ever come across, but for once she doesn't have the drag queen hair and she's toned down on the Orangina Lohan special bronzer #5. It's just white folks done got their panties in a bunch because they've never seen NYC latinas with ginormous asses before. they're so used to their Orangina County wives buying it wholesale from Dr. 90210. I know Jello is happy her tits are finally proportioned with her ass (for once). Maybe she and CoCo T can exchange tips.
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