CRACK IS DEFINITELY WACK

Try to hold in your laughter everyone. Actress Tatum O'Neal was busted Sunday night for buying crack. First of all, aren't you a little too long in the tooth to be buying crack when you should be at home playing desperate housewife. At least Amy Winehouse has an excuse. She's young and wreckless. What the hell is grandma Tatum's excuse?

Well, the details of the ordeal have been revealed faster than Britney's vagina in the back of a black SUV. When the police approached O'Neal during the drug exchange she asked them, 'You know who I am, right?" And then she said, "I'm researching a part - I'm doing this for a part…as a junkie." If that's the case, Amy Winehouse needs to start acting. That excuse is about as old as "the devil made me do it." When was the last time Tatum acted in something? That horrid telenovela that lasted all but two seconds on the My 9 Network?