Herpes Hilton isn't the only loser looking for a Nicole Ritchie replacement on MTV. Brody Jenner has just been given his own six episode reality show on MTV called "Bromance." But wait! it gets even gayer. The series will follow a bunch of dudes as they compete to win a shot at love with Brody. I kid...they'll be competing for his friendship
The gayest show on earth since I Love New York (both seasons) of course will be produced by power bottom extrodinaire, Ryan Seacrest. You know Semencrest gagged woman tears when he couldn't compete.
Challenges will include circle jerk on a pizza, an anal leakage relay race, and a Clay Gayken finger popping contest. You know, typical frat boy hazing shit.
You know Ryan Semencrest has officially signed on to be the backstage fluffer, something she knows all too well. Bitch don't bring her kneepads to every board meeting for nothing! Ugh! I'd rather wait until Entourage's fifth season returns on HBO before I watch this STD infested mess. And Brody, you are no Vincent Chase.
Will you be watching???
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