Thursday, June 19, 2008

BECKS TEN FOOT COCK IS AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC

A huge billboard over Macy's in Union Square of Becks with no hands and a ginormous crotch was unveiled to a crowd of screaming horndogs yesterday. The way them women sounded as they dropped the sheet, these chicks could use a stiff one.

As I reported yesterday, Becks was on hand to promote the new Emporio Armani undies ad campaign. I always saw Becks as a 2(x)ist kind of boy. Anyways, he posed for pictures and signed half-nekkid pictures of himself for ladies and little boys alike. I don't know about you guys, but if a little boy wants an autographed John hand on my cock of Becks in his skivvies, wouldn't you start looking at him a little suspect??? I guess since Becks is so hot and a family man, we couldn't possibly look at him like we do at Michael Jackson.

Check out the video of the unveiling below.

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