Friday, May 30, 2008

R KELLY SINKING FASTER THAN THE TITANIC

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The prosecution’s latest witness, a forensic video analyst, has R. Kelly shaking in his boots. here is what the witness had to say:

“It would take someone 44 years — working nonstop, 24/7, 365 days a year — to be able to fake the sex tape at the heart of R. Kelly’s child-pornography trial, a forensic video analyst testified Thursday.

Defense attorney Sam Adam Jr. had practically equated a mole on Kelly’s back — which he said couldn’t be seen in the sex tape — to O.J. Simpson’s glove in his opening argument, essentially saying that if you don’t see the mole, it must not be Kelly. So when Fredericks showed how a spot on the male’s back was in fact visible in a half-second’s worth of footage once the tape was slowed down, the proverbial glove fit. ‘It’s in the exact same position, at about the same size,’ Fredericks said, pointing to a video display.”
When asked if the tape had been digitally altered, the witness replied:
“It could be done, but it wasn’t done on that tape,”

Mmmhmm. just admit you like little girls and trannies, and get it over and done with. Yes kiddies! R. Kelly is LEGENDARY with the Chicks With Dicks crowd.

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