Wednesday, May 21, 2008

MISERALBA & CASHOLE ARE MARRIED

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Actress (and I use that word loosely) Jessica Alba went off and had a quickie wedding with on again/off again boyfriend of over three years Cash Warren because she didn't want to have a bastard child.

A friend of MiserAlba's tells People magazine this is what she believes why they married so suddenly!

The pal said, "She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in."

The source went on to say that the low-key wedding may have been a shock – but the two had been talking marriage for more than a year.

I'm sure they'll have a little shindig for all those who didn't make it to their quickie nupitals, jost so they could put on a front for family and friends.

I'm sure it will be only a matter of time before we see the wedding pics on the cover of some tabloid. Also, for someone who until recently didn't acknowledge that she had latin blood flowing in her veins, I'm surprised she decided to follow traditional christian beliefs and get married for the sake of a child. Ain't gonna be no fun when they go off and get a DIVORCE.

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