MIKE FUCKABEE SUFFERS FROM FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE

In case you missed it, here's Mike "Dickhead" Huckabee trying to be a comedian while speaking to the NRA yesterday. Why can't these tightwad polititians leave the jokes to the professionals??? Maybe because there aren't many Republikkkan comedians out there. Anyways, while Huckabee was giving his speech, there was a noise offstage. He quickly joked that Barack Obama fell off his chair. Everyone kind of laughed, so tampon head decided he should extend the joke. Rule number one to being funny people: When you make a funny, let it ride. Don't add more fuel to the fire or else you'll wind up with egg on your face. Exhibit A: He added, "Somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove for the floor." At that point, nobody laughed.

That stupid fuck should really quit his job as America's Number 1 dickwad and take his comedy act on the road. The KKK Comedy tour!

Fuckabee later apologized by saying, "During my speech at the NRA, a loud noise backstage that sounded like a chair falling distracted the crowd and interrupted my speech. I made an offhand remark that was in no way intended to offend or disparage Sen. Obama. I apologize that my comments were offensive. That was never my intention."

This of course is one of those I'm only sorry because I got caught apologies. At least we know where he stands on Obama.