Wednesday, May 21, 2008

THE FUTURE OF WISTERIA LANE

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The Desperate Housewives season is over and taking a page out of the "One Tree Hill" handbook, the show fast-forwarded five years into the future during the last few minutes. Here's what went down:

Gaby looks like shit run over twice and has two little brats. Did Carlos get his sight back??? i guess we'll have to tune in next season to find out.

Bree is some sort of Martha Stewart-type with a cookbook and major career. She's also back with Orson.

Lynette's twins are bad teens with police records

Katherine's daughter gets engaged

Susan is not with Mike anymore. She's with Brian Kinney from Queer As Folk.

I was thoroughly entertained with the finale, but where the hell was Edie in that flash-forward?! Edie is obviously not gone forever. Well she better not be.

I gagged a bit when Gary Cole killed Justine Bateman. She was looking like she had a hard life in the few episodes she was on

Check out the last five minutes of Desperate Housewives below:

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