TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail. Alot of people get put in jail for their stupidity, so it's no surprise they would have no idea that everything they say is being recorded. And if you're a so-called celebrity, it's not going to be hard for TMZ to get their claws on the evidence.
In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts balling like a bitch, because he wants to go outside. He doesn't even have a window! How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that poor Nick Hogan can't even look at the moon?
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole. It's ok, Nick. The pain goes away after a few days. I'm speaking from experience, of course.
He also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him.
Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person." Nick quickly changes the subject by talking about some stupid ass reality project.
This family cracks me the fuck up. They cried about how John was a son to them and Brooke even went as far as to defend her brother on her MySpace blog. Are they for real? They're about as real as that tired former VH1 reality show they once had.
Well, enough about the Hogans for now. Hopefully, he can get beyond his selfishness and do his time like a man. oh, and remember Niok...don't drop the soap!
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