Sunday, April 20, 2008

WARN THE TOWN, THE BITCH IS LOOSE!

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Manicurists all over the Tri-State area have closed shop early upon hearing the news that Foxy Brown has been released from the chokey. 29-year-old Foxy served 8 months of a 12 month sentence for attacking 2 hos over a $20 manicure.

Foxy is due back in court on May 5th for allegedly pulling a Naomi Campbell on a neighbor. Send the bitch back to jail! She already knows the lay of the land.

Foxy is already back to work. She's filming a Vh1 reality show and has an album coming out soon. That's all fine, but I bet you the bitch isn't going to find a single sole that wants to work on her nails. Foxy better pick up a Lee Press On nail kit at her local Rite-Aid, because she's going to have to do that shit herself.

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