Monday, April 28, 2008

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH THESE BITCHES HOW TO FIGHT



Last night on "Keeping Up with the Biggest Skanks in America," we saw a different side of Kim Kardashian. I'm so used to seeing her trying to be the sex kitten and sticking her ass out like she's got to go take a shit. There's other sides to her! I know, weird. It was a KKK fight last night over a stupid ass Bentley. You see, Kim has worked really hard to get a Bentley, something she's wanted since she was 12. Oh and by "worked really hard" I mean she sucked dick on camera.

Anyway, Kim's sisters accompanied her to pick up the new car at some car joint. It was taking forever for it to be ready, so Khloe (the scary man one) started bitching out the car dude which embarrassed Kim. This led to Kim telling Khloe that she was trying to her ruin her moment and then she called her a "jealous psycho bitch." I would've called her a "scary man dude," but whatever works.

Khloe and Kourtney take off leaving Kim to wait for her beloved Bentley. Kim meets up with them later, but all is not forgotten. Khloe slammed the door on big ass Kim. Kim retaliated by beating Khloe with her purse and socking her.

Seriously! These dumb sluts don't know how to fight! My sister and I used to leave blood. If you don't leave blood, it's not a good fight. And why the hell didn't Khloe just blow on Kim? Khloe is built like Chyna Doll. She could easily just flick Kim and her big ass would go flying ass first into a wall and break it in half.

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