Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Shorty Got Low

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It's official: no one cares about him! but did we need a tv show to tell us this?

According to new reports, Monday's Deal or No Deal: President Bush Edition scored shitty in the ratings.

Deal or No Deal's 'W' episode matched its lowest rated Monday episode EVER. Folks were smart to stay tuned to "Dancing With the Stars."

Warmonger 'W' also didn't bring luck to the soldier contestant trying to win money to pay off his parents' home.

Captain Kobes "No Dealed" one too many times, going from a $144,000 offer to accepting a mere $26,000. At the end of the episode, however, the Captain ended up tripling his take-home total to a respectable $78,000 during a spin of the "deal wheel."

Maybe he should have went on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" instead.

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