Q.UOTE

"The Savior had it going on. Do you know how hard it is to find an
unsexy picture of Jesus? Impossible. And then when you do, he looks too
gay. ... Christianity went awry when it said that Jesus was the son of
God. I mean Islam may have it's quirks but at least it doesn't say that
Mohammed's the son of God. He's just the messenger. So he's more like
the nephew of God. But Jesus says, 'I am the son of God.' You have to
admit, 'It's a little bit braggy.' I believe Jesus did think he was the
son of God. A lot of gay men think they're all that. Oh please! He
wanders around the desert with twelve scruffy roommates who seem to
spend an awful lot of time washing each other's feet. I went to a party
like that once and it was a religious experience but Jesus, I eventually
went home. And of course the only one who understands him is his mother
Mary. ... Even her name is gay. Then his entire life is an attempt to
render his father invisible. Hello! And look at how he threw the
Pharisees out of the temple. He kicked over their tables. That is so
gay. He was probably mad because they they didn't have the rope belt he
was looking for." -- Scott Thompson as Buddy Cole