I can deal with JLo putting dangerous chandeliers in her nursery, covering her twins in mink, washing them in diamond dust and even naming them after characters in Dragon Tales. The ho is insane crazy, but I didn't know she was alien crazy. According to Showbiz Spy, JLo is putting her Dragon Tales twins sanity in danger by asking Tom Cruise to be their godfather.
A source said, “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.” By "convince him" they mean she slapped him after he talked back to her.
Tom has already bought the twins a giant fish tank for their nursery. That's not a fish tank! It's a portal to their planet.
In that picture above, Tommy even knows those twins are going to belong to him. Emme is his future alien bride. This must be stopped! Xenu please come to Earth and save the DT twins! Lawd knows we don't want those poor twins sacrificed in the corn field!
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