CAN I FUCK HIM WHILE HIS MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND?

First we get that no-talent bitch Heidi Montag's "Higher' as an actual song that folks can go out and buy. Now Carmine Gotti Agnello's "Young, Hot Rich." Yes, THAT Gotti. I don't know whether to poop, laugh, cry, vomit or all of the above. I still can't get it out of my fucking head. I have the sudden urge to get a spray tan and Depp gel up my hair.

I tried to get all the lyrics down, but I was too busy laughing my ass off. This is actually the perfect 420 companion. Here's some sample lyrics to help you get the gist of Carmine's skills:

"I'm young hot, I'm a typical flirt
But I'll put the flowers on you like a tropical shirt"

"Don't leave your girl 'round me
Unless you want your girl's lips to be around C"

"Hot on blabba
Stay up all night, I don't need Viagra
Girls just want to show me off
Dudes don't got balls enough to blow me off
I'm rich and underaged
Still spendin all the money that grandpa's spade"

Oh I got balls for you to blow alright. At the end of the day, I would still do Carmine. Now he just has to do a track with heidi and include that horrid rap she called herself doing on TRL the other day.