Sunday, April 20, 2008

AWW SHIT! RUDY'S GOT A JOB!

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I never thought the day would come when i would have to write this: Rudy Huxtable will play a stripper in the new Tyler Perry movie. Keep your chonies on, Rudy!

Keshia Knight Pulliam will star as a jailed hooker in "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes To Jail." Guess what the plot is? Madea goes to jail! You're a genius. Madea gets arrested for whatever reason. She comes to the aid of a hooker named Candy (played by Rudy) who is being bullied by some chick named Big Sal. Raven-Symone better play Big Sal or I'm going to be pissed. Rudy and Olivia must be reunited

I bet Tyler fucking hates Madea. He probably beats up the fat suit behind closed doors. It's the one character he's always going to have to play. The poor bitch will have to be buried as Madea, because his fans will demand it.

I admit that I've seen all the Madea movies. WELL! I like gay men dressed as fat women. Miss Perry, Eddie Murphy, and the like. Or at least have Raven-Symone as the hooker. Now that's funny!

2 comments:

huey917 said...

Did she not play a loose
[read F-A-S-T] chick in Beauty Shop? What's the big deal - at least she's not like the girl from Family matters - sucking dick and getting cum tangles in her hair.

Kris Avalon said...

Don't you mean weave?

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