Jessica "Pruneface" Alba and her sperm donor are engaged, the actress' publicist confirmed on Thursday.
Alba and CASShole Warren broke up this past summer because she reportedly wanted to get married and he didn't.
Now, she's pregnant and engaged.
It was only a matter of time before this happened. I wonder if she poked a hole in the condom??? If she did, she'd truly be a donkey. I could totally see Cash becoming the next Coley lafoon or Danny Moder in a few years.
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poked a whole in the condom..lol
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